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Thursday, March 03, 2016

Matthew-ology



Okay, so I'm reposting something that I did years ago with updated answers because I have a bit of writer's block.  I'll have a better topic over the weekend.  In the meantime, enjoy this piece, and who knows?  Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself!

RULES: 

When you get tagged, wipe out my answers and supply your own. After, choose some people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If you were tagged, it's because I want to know more about you. Make a new note. Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology". 

***********FOODOLOGY***************

1. What is your salad dressing of choice?

EITHER BACON CAESAR OR MANGO POPPYSEED
2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

KELSEY'S OR BOSTON PIZZA
3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?

PIZZA 
4. What are your pizza toppings of choice? 

PEPPERONI, BACON, MUSHROOMS 
5.What do you like to put on your toast? 

PEANUT BUTTER

***********TECHNOLOGY*************** 

1. How many televisions are in your house?

2 
2. What color cell phone do you have? 

BLUE
3. How long would it take you to look up who invented the Rubber Band? 

PROBABLY SECONDS WITH GOOGLE
4. Have any idea how may Megahertz your computer has?

WHAT?!? 

***************BIOLOGY****************** 

1. Are you right-handed or left-handed? 

RIGHTY
2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? 

GALL BLADDER AND 1/4 OF A LIVER 
3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?

A GIANT BAG FILLED WITH 16 3KG BAGS OF CARROTS 
4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? 

IF I WERE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS, I WOULDN'T REMEMBER... 

************BULLCRAPOLOGY************** 

1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? 

NEVER 
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? 

I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT
3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

ONLY $1000?

**********DUMBOLOGY****************** 

1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?

ZERO
2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops.

NEVER
3. Last person you talked to?

THE PARENTALS
4. Last person you hugged?

I HAVE NO IDEA...I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN.  SAD, HUH?

**************FAVORITOLOGY**************** 

1. Season? 

AUTUMN
2. Holiday?

EASTER
3. Day of the week?

MONDAY - MOST MONDAYS I'M OFF WORK!
4. Month? 

TOSS UP BETWEEN MAY AND SEPTEMBER

***********CURRENTOLOGY***************** 

1. Missing someone? 

YES...
2. Mood? 

SLEEPY
3. What are you listening to? 

TRAFFIC PASSING BY
4. Watching? 

NOTHING RIGHT NOW

***************RANDOMOLOGY***************** 

1. First place you went this morning?

BANK
2. What's the last movie you saw? 

I BELIEVE IT WAS INSIDE OUT
3. Do you smile often? 

NOT OFTEN ENOUGH
4. Sleeping alone tonight? 

YEAH...

***************OTHER-OLOGY***************** 

1. Do you always answer your phone? 

ONLY IF I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO 
2. It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? 

SOMEONE WHO REALLY SHOULDN'T BE TEXTING ME AT THAT HOUR
3. If you could change your eye color what would it be? 

BLUE
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? 

THE ONLY SONIC WE HAVE HERE IS MY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG VIDEO GAME 
5. Do you own a digital camera? 

YES
6. Have you ever had a pet fish? 

SEVERAL OVER THE YEARS 
7. Favorite Christmas song(s): 

O HOLY NIGHT, THE CHIPMUNKS SONG 
8. What's on your wish list for your birthday?
HONESTLY, I'D SETTLE FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH GOOD FRIENDS
9. Can you do push ups?
NOT WELL 
10. Can you do a chin up? 

F@#$ NO!!! 
12. Do you have any saved texts? 

NO 
14. Do you have an accent? 

APPARENTLY, SOME THINK I'M AMERICAN...
15. What is the last song to make you cry? 

I DON'T THINK I'VE HAD A SONG MAKE ME CRY...UNLESS IT'S THAT STUPID CHRISTMAS SHOES SONG. 
16. Plans tonight? 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 
17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? 

YES.  1991, 1998, 2003, 2012, and 2013 WERE BAD YEARS...
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. 

BREAD, BARBECUE SAUCE, CANDY BAR
19. Have you ever been given roses? 

ONLY ONCE - WHEN I WAS RECOVERING FROM SURGERY 
20. Current worry? 

MY DAD IS FEELING A LITTLE ILL, AND I WANT HIM TO FEEL BETTER
21. Current hate right now? 

KATHLEEN WYNNE AND THE ONTARIO GOVERNMENT
22. Met someone who changed your life? 

IN A WAY, YEAH...
23. How will you bring in the New Year? 

ASK ME AROUND 12/31/2016
24. What song represents you? 

I'M STILL STANDING/ELTON JOHN
25. Name three people who might complete this? 

?!?!? 
26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 

POSSIBLY. 
27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? 

THIS WILL SOUND LIKE I'M A LOSER, BUT NO 
28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings? 

NONE 
29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 
30. Does anyone love you? 

I'M NOT THE EASIEST PERSON TO LOVE
31. Ever had someone sing to you? 

TERRIBLY
32. When did you last cry? 

WHEN I WAS SICK WITH THE FLU FOUR MONTHS AGO
33. Do you like to cuddle? 

I DO...WHY, YOU OFFERING? 
34. Have you held hands with anyone today? 

HIGH-FIVED, YES. HELD, NO. 
35. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? 

I ATTENDED ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FROM 1986-1995, SO MOSTLY POP, R&B. 
37. Do you like pulpy orange juice? 

THE LESS PULP, THE BETTER

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